Shower Secrets
Shower Secrets. Now that’s simple. Of course, it’s also a wonderful reminder to accept the infinite. So exhilarating. And so explore next-level amazing. Even a little spontaneous. Why it’s exactly like, nothing else. In fact, it’s for couples who are as curious as they are tireless.
Now you can look for your next adventure at home. Rather than abroad. Because showering together is natural. And of course, next-level amazing. Equally great for a couple’s overall health. Since awareness carries its weight when coming across something—weird.
So kick-back and sock up some shower secrets.
“Tom, you got a weird thing on your back.”
“Get it off!”
“WOWSER! It’s getting bigger.”
“Does it have eyes?”
“I don’t know, but you’d better have it looked at.”
“WOWSER…”
Your shower moments have arrived. Ya see, in addition to finding something weird, you can rely on a showers source of power. Because water is restoring while refreshing. You’ll feel clean and alive. In fact, you can bet you’ll feel a burst of…AMAZING!
A small victory that’s better. The Ancient Greeks thought so. Creating an advanced showering system of course. The Romans thought so too. Adding a new showering ritual. Which included multiple times per week. And even daily. Then we have the Ancient Islanders bathing in waterfalls. Or sometimes pouring jugs of water over their naked bodies.
In truth, it was all next-level amazing! Because anyway you spray it, showers pack in plenty of fun. Making the most out of a short bit of time.
“Shower jugs. Now that’s got to be sexy!” said Tom.
“Seems like those showers were cold!” said Jan.
“Bet they didn’t last long either.”
“More fun than a tub.”
“Oh no…not a tub of dirty water…”
“That Shower secret is…SEXY!”
“But did you know that once people only washed visible body parts,” she replied.
“Yeah, while others just went without.”
“That shower secret isn’t!”
“Well, Napoleon once wrote to Josephine, ‘I’ll be home in a week—don’t bathe till I get there’.”
“Obviously cleanliness wasn’t on their mind.”
“And of course there wasn’t a shower handy.”
“So, they shook it off then?”
“Maybe they thought, health benefits?”
“Or next-level AMAZING?”“I’ll think over that idea.” “Of course.” “Dirty?”
“Maybe a shower then…”
“Of course we should.”
“Since you need convincing.”
“Wash my back then.”
“Oh, you’re the kind of woman a lustful-minded man requires.”
“Uh…ha.”
“In truth, you’re up against more than you know.”
“Now there’s that warm tingly feeling…again.”
“Okay, I’m curious!”
“In truth, don’t worry about me…”
“Then guard yourself.”
“…SHOWER SECRETS…”
And then there was…Soup!”
Now soak up some Arousing Italian Tomato Soup.
And now enjoy this weeks activity: SHOWER SECRETS. A hidden pleasure on your own private island.
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