BODY-PAINT, “Oh no, not a chance!”
“Because you think it’s not for you?” I ask.
“EXACTLY, IT’S NOT FOR ME. But you’re going to tell me it’s one of those things that makes a person’s sex life richer for doing it, aren’t you.”
“OF COURSE. Since your secretly wishing I am.”
“But my bathroom. My bed sheets. And what about my carpet?” you squawk.
“So, what about it? You want a healthy sex life—don’t ya. Well then you gotta get a little dirty sometimes,” I demand.
“But what will I need?” you ask.
“BODY-PAINT, OF COURSE. And perhaps an old bed sheet. Then the rest is kinda up to you,” I answer.
“Oh yea,” you say, hesitantly.
“OH YEAH. Because you gotta learn to get a little silly from time to time?” I say.
But Let me guess. First, You’re not a professional artist. Well no problem, it washes off. Second, you still got hang-ups. No worries, just let ’em hang. THIRD, you’re still a bit reserved. Best to banish that shyness. Because you got this!
“In other words, your saying that painting nude will free me from some of those serious hang-ups I’m having about sex?”
You think. Of course! Since you’ll be so busy painting, you won’t have time to think about much else. Relationships GROW like that. And hang-ups aren’t sexy. I say, boldly.
“I really want to be more adventurous in the bedroom. Actually I want a higher level of pleasure there too,” you say, timidly.
“Well perhaps the best place to start is being impractical. Since sharing serious feelings is hard. So,why not make it easy,” I say.
“Do you mean hang-ups?” you ask, shyly, but stern.
“YES, OF COURSE I DO! But laughter is after all the great spice of this life. So, let your talent roar,” I say, confidently.
“OH, says you”
“Perhaps, hang-ups are hard to share. But it’s worth every effort to share them,” I declare, valiantly.
“WOW, says you, again”
“And perhaps laughter, as you know is the best medicine for what troubles us—even in the bedroom,” I proclaim.
“Well than does it matter what we paint?” you ask.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” I say.
“Well than, I’ll start with mega-red on my TOES!” …YOU PROCLAIMED FEARLESSLY.
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