GLITZ. It never fails to add some drama. So, is there any doubt in your mind what I’m expecting you to do? Look sharp of course. A unique chic. A royal calling. Be a little weird. Impose detail. Then see tiara strut her stuff.
GLITZ
No Gucci glam. But indulge if you must. Nope. No Prada necessary. Only fashion steeped in mystic. Dior, nah-da. Yet go ahead and Chanel till your heart’s content. Ralph Lauren. Oh, do be a bit more risqué. However, Valentino till it rocks your socks! Oh, Tiffany! Then call up the Coach. Because it’s all a fair catch no matter how you do the math.
In other words, be the couple prying eyes are talking about. Since nobody else in the room… thought to GLITZ like you.
“It all sounds a bit daunting,” you say. “But exciting.”
Well that’s “Puttin on the Glitz.” The only fashion app you’ll ever want. Once you wrap your head around the idea, you’ll never let go.
The best part of GLITZ. you can fake it all night long with no guilt.
“I’m expected to do WHAT!” Bruce squawked.
“You don’t like the idea?” asked Jenna.
“It’s foolish!”
“Is it throwing you off kilter?”
“WHAT!”
These are the things we should be fantasizing about when stuck in elevators, meetings, or rush-hour traffic. Because “Puttin on the Glitz” is sure of becoming a favorite event. So, if this sounds relaxing. Yet out of the ordinary. It’s because it is. Almost too much so. But you’re going to feel regenerated without suffering.
If you express concern, you’ve obviously had way too much down time lately!
So, just point, click, and put on the Glitz. Your invitation awaits. In fact, a little purpose in mind won’t hurt.
*Perhaps a wedding? You’ll blow the guests minds!
*Family reunion? There will be a body count!
*Gala affair? You’ll feel the after-glow!
*New Year’s approching? Be the couple of the people!
*Oh, let me see…perhaps another big upshot?
Extravagant occasions like these give us the pleasure in uncorking a bottle of our best…
In fact, this kind of unnecessary indulgence will leave you satisfied. Perhaps a bit blissful. At least for a moment or two. Because I guarantee you won’t be fussing over you next deadline, elevator ride, or traffic jam. Only justly forgetting your usual routines.
Then choose your style piece by piece. As you do you’ll be approaching your greatest reincarnation as a couple.
Because chic is dressing like a walking work of art. Then becoming your own masterpiece in a one amazing statement. Inspired simply because you had the guts to put on the GLITZ.
“You know you can do it,” she whispers.
“Is it going to be OK?”
“Just relax. We’re puttin on the GLITZ.”
Fiction is not a special niche. So, getting it on shouldn’t be either. Consider it an escape fantasy. Or rather unfreezing time. Perhaps a trunk and pokey show?
(No… that one’s not on our hit list!)
GET YOUR FICTION, UP AND RUNNING
But whatever you do, do it. So long as, getting your fiction on…keeps the relationship—rock solid. And ground breaking. So much so, that it puts you both in the mood. And that’s showing em’ it, like a woman do.
Next is a few more smart strategies for getting your fiction on during a harried week-night. As efficiently as possible that is. So, I strongly recommend this to everyone. NOW!
“Judith, who is the sexiest male character you know?” Jan inquired.
“I don’t know-why do you ask?” Judith said, puzzled.
“News feed—Its get Your Fiction On!”
“Then Consider penciling it in!”
Because you’ll be making your guy a hot ticket item this week. So hot in fact, you’ll have to score tickets! That is, if you pick somebody super sexy. Like Magic Mike!
“HUMMM.”
“If you can imagine Fred as Magic Mike.”
“As a matter of fact, I can!” replied Judith, a bit frustrated.
In that case, it’s true that sometimes the sexist guy… is not the most obvious. But unavoidably we tend to think in terms of bulging biceps, not sexual attraction. Which makes the package look empty. But, in reality he’s full of possibilities.
Although Dracula was a seductive character. He had no bulging biceps to make him wanton. And of course he’s not the most obvious sex-pin either. But women did quickly fall under his spell. And still do every October 31st.
But what about nerdy? Well bring it on Clark Kent! He might have been more than several years under construction, but we ended up with our dream man. And besides, who can resist a guy in tights?
So, advise him of the plans for the night and pick you package wisely. If your fiction fun is Magic Mike. Then leather him up and letter rip. But save a seat, so you can cue him in. Next give him the look and let him know how to make a living.
Is he driving a BMW or taking the bus?
Then go from dollar to glass and twenties to romance. Because ladies…you’re sure to have a “GOODER” morning because of it.
Fiction, it’s what’s keeping you connected.
“So, we took a journey back to Zen.”
“Tell me was he runner-up?”
“Well it ended our dry spell.”
“WHAT!”
“One easy script and all the fun you can dream up.”
“NO!”
“I went GA-GA.”
“DETAILS!”
“I dreamt about it for hours and devoured him in seconds.”
“BARFF!”
“MOMMY!”
“No more mid-night cravings?”
“No hungry kid here.”
“WHOAAA!”
“And HE can get my fiction on…ANY TIME!”
“It must be awful being a girl.”
Binge on this…encounters like these don’t happen every day. And maybe we really don’t want them to either. But the level of excitement is surreal. Making this activity a “runner up” choice…looks can still be deceiving.
The surprising secretes of fiction. It’s the new rules of engagement. Almost like dispensing tough-love guidance in a no-nonsense style. So, wave good-bye to worries! Because soup & sex has got you covered on a forecast to sunny.
Remember wondering if the world would ever flash before your eyes? As a matter of fact, I do. Surprisingly, you too can start that spark—by igniting the sudden inferno of impulse.
REMEMBER , “YOU PICK.”
“Can it possibly be, life’s getting a bit more in the way then we want?” asked Austin.
“That’s a funny thing to ask me,” said Kathy looking a bit puzzled.
Remember thinking…of course, this won’t take too long to watch? Then wondering if your grip might weaken?
REMEMBER ENDING THE DRY SPELL…
Asking…dose this really work?
Hoping she might say…let’s try this pocket.
Being afraid to admit…we’ve waited long enough.
Apologizing for…your tummy rumbling.
In spite of hoping he might think it’s…the gift that keeps giving. Or the negative thought…here come the opposite attitude.
REMEMBER…INSTANT APHRODISIAC!
…putting the first bean in the jar? …or never getting it out? Then finding…the other jar?
REMEMBER…Nope, guess again.
REMEMBER…BEING SUCCESSFUL EVERY TIME!
Asking…will you get me a glass of water.
Wondering…Don’t you like games?
When you asked…recognize this?
When you thought…Do I look like a sissy?
REMEMBER…AAAUGHH! Rug burn! Then REMEMBERING…How do I explain this?
Notably…Can I copy your paper!
OR WANTING…TO KEEP THE LIGHT ON!!
As if life isn’t short enough.
Nevertheless, every relationships should always shoot for the occasional reboot. An otherwise rebirth of flying sparks and glowing cheeks. On the other hand, how about a simple memory like eating soup in front of the TV.
Or rather when sex was like a plastic explosive. Like you jumped in until your feet got completely numb. Then over a slice of pizza and glass of Pinot, you knew you were the ultimate power couple.
When you said, “MOMMY.” And she said, “I’m not your mom…she looks nothing like me!”
“That never happened.” “You’ve got two more outs.” “It’s Saturday you know?” “ROOM SERVICE!!”
When the earth shook. And then—it was 8 hours later. ALONG WITH MANY, that wasn’t fate…that’s weird!!
But today, difficult doesn’t begin to describe it. However hard each day is…our daily obligations seem bigger. Further more they aren’t going away.
But you can let the whole day stretch before you with unlimited possibilities. “If only for a day.” Consider postponing what you WANT to do for what you MUST do. Then ponder making a few sparks instead!
“I get to lie in bed, sip soup, and read books all day.” “CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE INSTEAD!” “Well then, I’ll get the toast?”
Dancing and romancing is like being reborn again. But there’s something to know before you go VA-VA Voom.
A SPOT OF DANCING…PLEASE
Like you won’t need to know the cha-cha—right away. But you will need to pick something to get going. Perhaps, the jitter-bug or twist. Of course, there’s the tag-team or spin-cycle. Which might loosen the kinks.
Incidentally, them two dancing routines are often over-looked. But are becoming hard to miss: like a clifftop perch.
But then you can always cool yourselves with this week’s perfectly paired soup. The Mango Gazpacho. Which is certain to calm your jets, quench your thirst, and revitalize your step! Because this less traveled path may not be easy to tackle at first.
However, couples who dance one or more times a week report a closer connection. And then, a new attitude!
Almost everything associated with dancing enhances our moods.
Because when we turn on music and move, every circumstance becomes a new playground. Which happens through the vibration of sound. And almost every living thing finds that stimulating. Even plant!
You’ll soon discover music affects your behavior by elevating the level of endorphins in your brain. Causing you to feel happy and animated. Which is what dancing really amounts too. Human animation that happens when you get down and dirty, go booty-to-booty, or play it safe.
Wake-up call! The greatest adventures in life start simply with U.
Whether you’re keeping it casual or doing some Jagger moves. Dancing is thumbs-up…romancing. And a fantastic voyage that’s outa the past.
Now, think of dancing like an un-tapped source of home entertainment. When you’re two-stepping. Learning the tango. Preparing to waltz. Or of course hip-hopping.
In fact, a great many dreams can come true when your dancing.
So, let’s start by thinking of dancing as a hidden amount of…pure sex appeal. Then simply swipe left and shake your booty right. Because it’s all about creating links between couples. So, giver a whirl!
NEED SOME MORE DESCRIPTION?
1. Pak-up your troubles. Then find a music station. Or download some tunes. Not to mention, grabbing some CD’s.
2. Include all genres. Then mix some songs and throw out some moves. Five stars or no star—if you don’t have any—make some.
3. Recognize this? Take turns picking the music.
4. Either dim some lights or torch a candle or three. Next set the scene. Then project that certain cat’s meow you’re looking for.
NOW, PICK AND CHOOSE THE SONGS THAT WORK FOR YOU.
Adding those diamond dipped moves, of course!
5. Then totally rock the ages. Find either music that reminds you of old times. Or simple tunes that remind you of good times. Maybe new times. Coupled with a melody for memories.
6. Finally fine tune an “our song.” Or consider a clean sweep instead.
7. HEAVEN’S ARTILLERY (erotic snacks): chocolate, strawberries, wine, and gazpacho. Best intentions…your gonna need them.
8. Now, leave a legacy of love. Either with a pair of fancy shoes. Or better yet, bare foot and naked.
WINE CLUB TIME!
9. Explore today-save tomorrow.
10. Party like it’s…all in or nothing.
11. Not to mention, there’s plenty more to come…
12. Follow these steps. Then feel the tempo of the night.
