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WRESTLING NUDE: APPLY YOURSELF AND COME AS YOU ARE

Nude Wrestling

Nude wrestling. Albeit you’re loving everything about this blog so far. And no we’re not kidding. Because the best of both worlds await. So, welcome to the rumble.

In fact, it’s changing the shape of the earth around the world along with every thing else. For one thing it’ll end your daily grind. As well as being a little bad-ass.

After all you can do it just about anywhere in the house. While keeping it down to a low roar, of course. All in all try some place soft. In fact, go synthetic. Like a bed. Notably, the couch. Much preferred, a well-padded carpet. Aim to avoid any irreplaceable items.

Such as Granny’s Urn!

In the event of finding little use for rules. Be assured I’m combining a soup that’s as robust and colorful as the activity.

—Understand, you won’t be needing your underwear for dinner.

*Also don’t try this activity on the front lawn. Because…never mind.

*However, if this is your first-time be careful and consult your physician—QUICKLY!

Because you’ll be either running from each other or running into each other. To clarify, wrestle simply means to dance. Specifically as a sport or contest it’s two challengers trying to pin the other to the ground.

By all means, not nude! But ideally!

Wrestling has been around for centuries.

Likely you probably did it in high school. Or maybe college. Granted it’s also an Olympic sport.

Wrestling. Do it either in the mud or just for fun. All in all, it’s entertaining.

Which is what I propose here. Entertainment and nothing more.

The Genius Of Nude Wrestling

To demonstrate the ease of it, follow these examples of quick fixes. Then of course, solve every dilemma with nude wrestling.

 Tight spot—who’s doing the dishes, cleaning the cat box, mopping the floors, and washing the dog? — specifically.

 Resolution—he needs to settle an argument about how long the mother-in-law is staying. —ideally.

 Remedy—she wants a new pair of diamond earrings for Valentine’s Day; he was considering a new blender. —sooner or later.

 Quandary—she wants to talk; he wants to golf. —on the positive side.

 Predicament—he wants to watch the game and eat pizza; she wants dinner and a movie. —you’ll both take.

 Dilemma—she wants to go for a walk; he want a nap. —of course.

 Solution—he wants to watch Duck Dynasty; she wants to watch Hallmark. —to repeat.

 Answer—she wants a pink Cadillac; he wants a boat. —in short.

 No win situation—win, win— surly it’s.

 Vicious circle—frequent nude wrestling.

 Catch 22—who cares—by all means.

Okay, so you might be guessing that wrestling nude is just a way of settling disputes in relationships.

—Diplomatically, of course.

NUDE WRESTLING—there are no losers in this quarrel!

Welcome To The Rumble

BEAT THE BIG ROLLING BLUES

RACY: Get into the swing of things and soar with style

A Racy Situation—Q & A

Be Racy...Stenna's Guide To...Soup & Sex — Q & A…a racy situation

An idea tagged—RACY. Why, Charles and Heather simply had to learn more.

However, today I’m actually finding myself in a difficult calling. So, I do my best to answer them. The spirit of course moves me. I’m obviously raw and totally riveting. But also I’m the oldest surviving block-head on the planet for getting involved with them. Obviously, I like to walk on the wild side. Actually that’s a gimme and I’ve got mail.

Leaning in together they asked, “Does this activity have any real value for us…if we die before retiring. We like roughing it?”

“If you die. BOLD, I LIKE THAT,” I nodded puzzling over their question.

I’m finding that answering Charles and Heather’s questions is like hip wadding with hungry crocks. (About now I’m liking the idea of hip wadding with hungry crocks.)

Of course, I had an answer for them fast, “Yes of course. Racy simply means having an agreeably peculiar taste or flavor. Like boundless innovation. The idea behind racy is simple. And you’ll want to be alive for that.”

Looking at each other they… “hummed,” in unison.

Then I leaned in, “In other words—inhibitions be damn. Hang-ups—no way. Shy—by, by.”

In other-words how far will they go to find amazing?

RACY, that’ll tame Charles and Heather—for a moment.

I’d like to send them to a summer camp for grown-ups. Or rather leave them on an island in Newfoundland. Perhaps let them putt a hole and then get a round of pampering instead. Another interesting idea. A self-driving tour of pottery and paper-making. Or just let them go jump in a lake. Better yet, let them wing-it.

“Say, are there any ideas that you might be willing to provide us with?” they asked, with weak interest.

I can tell you that I was prepared for their question. “Yes,” I said, smoothly. “You and Heather may pick one of the following options. How about doing some pontooning—NUDE. I hear it’s a thrilling game for two. You can also choose NAKED sea-dooing. Which is a perfect power breakfast.”

My last suggestion was a game of wake-boarding—PARTIALLY DISROBED.

“CAREFUL,” they squawked.

I was pleased with both myself and my answers. However, Charles and Heather didn’t seem to respond well to the details.

Instead they were ready with yet another question. “Why is it, that this activity is being left completely up to us?”

Without the slightest hesitation, I blurted. “Try flying your own way. Instead of having sex in bed do it in a tree instead. If that idea don’t suit you, try a NUDE horseback ride through town.”

Either one is most disturbing!

“Really?… Neither sounds half bad,” they said grinning.

“How about a racy paddle-board trip,” she replied.

“I’ll go for wake-boarding, PARTIALLY DISROBED?” he said pleased.

“A risqué picnic or lively pillow fight might work,” she retorted, evenly.

“Not good puss.”

“Risqué sea-dooing maybe,” smiling cleverly at his choice.

“Okay, now you’re finally getting it,” replying cooly and taking neither of them seriously.

They smiled receptive. Then Charles fired a look at Heather saying, “We can call it anything we like. But baby lay some skin on me!”

I shook my head while snickering at his comment.

They gave their final words on being racy. “We’re not making anymore waterfront, as the adage goes. We just want to get there before anyone else does.”

With that I hurried out. “What do ya know. Another satisfied customer,” I mumbled to myself.

“Damn, I’m good!”

RACY…The All star unknown duo?

IF THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU…

Fallin over-board in Northern Michigan

Trail Grooming Up North This Winter

SPA NIGHT of MAGIC: find your spectacular

Spa Night of Magic

Ponder this, some sneaky sources suggest that a spa night of magic is an out-of-body experience. And you don’t have to become someone else either. It’s a bit like boosting your emotional intellect. And the health benefits are….24 karat magic.

In fact, magic like this just happens. So, extend your discoveries and merely take care of them for your next out-of-body-experience.

“Hold on. You mean to tell me that if he rubs my head. I’ll be turned on—sexually?” asked M.

R answered, “No baby. If I rub your head, you’ll relax.”

“Sex ain’t no fun when I’m all uptight.”

“Sex…Tonight!”

“Well not exactly. You haven’t rubbed my head yet.”

“I will!”

Spa night, the art of true therapy experience.

Here’s something, centuries ago ritual bathing was to indulge they self. After that the word spa began transforming health to a jet-set crowd. Today, it’s all about wellness that everybody should be trying.

Celery juice, carrot juice, or sandpapery scrubs? Okay if you must.

But… Now it’s so much better to get into your own freedom and personalize your experience.

“Do you get it now?” R asked.

“I get it…do you get it?” M replied.

Just let go and indulge. Your sensations of course. Get pampering. Become relaxed. Develop inspiration with a spa night of magic.

But what’s puzzling to me, is that we’re consumed with a blemish or a wrinkle on our face. Also gray hairs. Than our actual head. So, why not explore that fascinating surface that lies beneath your hair. Here’s a place where sensations hide deep. A spot for adding a light touch that’s hard to beat. The head, of course.

Let go navigate spas!

Usually our heads are full of imagination, creativity, and power. Remember they also hold some of the most sensitive spots on the body. If you gently massage these spots with your fingertips you’ll relieve stresses throughout your whole system—WOW! That’s right—you can awaken sensations just by stimulating the scalp.

In fact, a simple scalp massage exposes these deep sensations for almost everyone. On the positive side, science suggests projecting a sexy image in your mind. Because that image can turn up your heat index—naturally. Simply and gently massage the head at the nap of your neck while holding that sexy image.

In short that heat index will hit an all-time high. That’s the idea! And that feeling will seem to magically diminish your worries of the day—sneaky? More like shooing away anxieties and tensions one stroke at a time. And because it’s the fingertips of your lover—well that’s down right sexy!

“Who would have thought that simulating my head would turn me on!” M said.

“I had high hopes!” replied R.

You’ll soon see that sneaky source was right. Leaving you revived and refreshed—Heads-Up!

A spa night can be a different thing to different people.

So, find your spectacular by starting with a hot oil treatment for your hair and scalp. You can buy it. But the best advice, warm up (not hot) some olive oil. Because the oil helps with the massage process. After that have your partner apply the oil to your hair and scalp. Then gently brush oil through your hair to promote a light stimulation.

Using your finger tips, gently move the scalp across the skull top right and top left. Then circle down to the sides of your scalp above your ears. And slowly move toward the back of your head. Finally, massage down toward the nap of your neck where your head ends and your neck begins.

Following up with a light brushing. Then wrap your head in a warm towel from the dryer. Finally relax 10 minutes before switching places. Repeat the process on your partner, relaxing this time together for 20 minutes or longer. Finally, go nude with attitude and wash your heads in a sink or shower.

In the age of 24/7 a spa night can be—magic!

“The best stage of relaxation!”

“Look I’m nude with attitude.”

“Not bad—not bad at all,” M squeaked.

“AH—HA.”

Spa night. Come as you are because it’s always fun to be a little sneaky.

It’s All About You…

WEEK 1

SHOWER SECRETS: Get Soaking It Up

Shower Secrets

Shower Secrets. Now that’s simple. Of course, it’s also a wonderful reminder to accept the infinite. So exhilarating. And so explore next-level amazing. Even a little spontaneous. Why it’s exactly like, nothing else. In fact, it’s for couples who are as curious as they are tireless.

Now you can look for your next adventure at home. Rather than abroad. Because showering together is natural. And of course, next-level amazing. Equally great for a couple’s overall health. Since awareness carries its weight when coming across something—weird.

So kick-back and sock up some shower secrets.

“Tom, you got a weird thing on your back.”
“Get it off!”
“WOWSER! It’s getting bigger.”
“Does it have eyes?”
“I don’t know, but you’d better have it looked at.”
“WOWSER…”

Your shower moments have arrived. Ya see, in addition to finding something weird, you can rely on a showers source of power. Because water is restoring while refreshing. You’ll feel clean and alive. In fact, you can bet you’ll feel a burst of…AMAZING!

A small victory that’s better. The Ancient Greeks thought so. Creating an advanced showering system of course. The Romans thought so too. Adding a new showering ritual. Which included multiple times per week. And even daily. Then we have the Ancient Islanders bathing in waterfalls. Or sometimes pouring jugs of water over their naked bodies.

In truth, it was all next-level amazing! Because anyway you spray it, showers pack in plenty of fun. Making the most out of a short bit of time.

“Shower jugs. Now that’s got to be sexy!” said Tom.
“Seems like those showers were cold!” said Jan.
“Bet they didn’t last long either.”
“More fun than a tub.”
“Oh no…not a tub of dirty water…”

“That Shower secret is…SEXY!”

“But did you know that once people only washed visible body parts,” she replied.
“Yeah, while others just went without.”

“That shower secret isn’t!”

“Well, Napoleon once wrote to Josephine, ‘I’ll be home in a week—don’t bathe till I get there’.”

“Obviously cleanliness wasn’t on their mind.”
“And of course there wasn’t a shower handy.”
“So, they shook it off then?”
“Maybe they thought, health benefits?”
“Or next-level AMAZING?”

“I’ll think over that idea.” “Of course.” “Dirty?”
“Maybe a shower then…”
“Of course we should.”
“Since you need convincing.”
“Wash my back then.”
“Oh, you’re the kind of woman a lustful-minded man requires.”
“Uh…ha.”
“In truth, you’re up against more than you know.”
“Now there’s that warm tingly feeling…again.”
“Okay, I’m curious!”
“In truth, don’t worry about me…”
“Then guard yourself.”

“…SHOWER SECRETS…”
And then there was…Soup!”

Shower Secrets & Tomato Soup — Tomato Soup: ROCKS

Now soak up some Arousing Italian Tomato Soup.

And now enjoy this weeks activity: SHOWER SECRETS. A hidden pleasure on your own private island.

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