GLITZ. It never fails to add some drama. So, is there any doubt in your mind what I’m expecting you to do? Look sharp of course. A unique chic. A royal calling. Be a little weird. Impose detail. Then see tiara strut her stuff.
GLITZ
No Gucci glam. But indulge if you must. Nope. No Prada necessary. Only fashion steeped in mystic. Dior, nah-da. Yet go ahead and Chanel till your heart’s content. Ralph Lauren. Oh, do be a bit more risqué. However, Valentino till it rocks your socks! Oh, Tiffany! Then call up the Coach. Because it’s all a fair catch no matter how you do the math.
In other words, be the couple prying eyes are talking about. Since nobody else in the room… thought to GLITZ like you.
“It all sounds a bit daunting,” you say. “But exciting.”
Well that’s “Puttin on the Glitz.” The only fashion app you’ll ever want. Once you wrap your head around the idea, you’ll never let go.
The best part of GLITZ. you can fake it all night long with no guilt.
“I’m expected to do WHAT!” Bruce squawked.
“You don’t like the idea?” asked Jenna.
“It’s foolish!”
“Is it throwing you off kilter?”
“WHAT!”
These are the things we should be fantasizing about when stuck in elevators, meetings, or rush-hour traffic. Because “Puttin on the Glitz” is sure of becoming a favorite event. So, if this sounds relaxing. Yet out of the ordinary. It’s because it is. Almost too much so. But you’re going to feel regenerated without suffering.
If you express concern, you’ve obviously had way too much down time lately!
So, just point, click, and put on the Glitz. Your invitation awaits. In fact, a little purpose in mind won’t hurt.
*Perhaps a wedding? You’ll blow the guests minds!
*Family reunion? There will be a body count!
*Gala affair? You’ll feel the after-glow!
*New Year’s approching? Be the couple of the people!
*Oh, let me see…perhaps another big upshot?
Extravagant occasions like these give us the pleasure in uncorking a bottle of our best…
In fact, this kind of unnecessary indulgence will leave you satisfied. Perhaps a bit blissful. At least for a moment or two. Because I guarantee you won’t be fussing over you next deadline, elevator ride, or traffic jam. Only justly forgetting your usual routines.
Then choose your style piece by piece. As you do you’ll be approaching your greatest reincarnation as a couple.
Because chic is dressing like a walking work of art. Then becoming your own masterpiece in a one amazing statement. Inspired simply because you had the guts to put on the GLITZ.
“You know you can do it,” she whispers.
“Is it going to be OK?”
“Just relax. We’re puttin on the GLITZ.”
