Fiction: Get It On And…
Fiction is not a special niche. So, getting it on shouldn’t be either. Consider it an escape fantasy. Or rather unfreezing time. Perhaps a trunk and pokey show?
(No… that one’s not on our hit list!)
But whatever you do, do it. So long as, getting your fiction on…keeps the relationship—rock solid. And ground breaking. So much so, that it puts you both in the mood. And that’s showing em’ it, like a woman do.
Next is a few more smart strategies for getting your fiction on during a harried week-night. As efficiently as possible that is. So, I strongly recommend this to everyone. NOW!
“Judith, who is the sexiest male character you know?” Jan inquired.
“I don’t know-why do you ask?” Judith said, puzzled.
“News feed—Its get Your Fiction On!”
“Then Consider penciling it in!”
Because you’ll be making your guy a hot ticket item this week. So hot in fact, you’ll have to score tickets! That is, if you pick somebody super sexy. Like Magic Mike!
“HUMMM.”
“If you can imagine Fred as Magic Mike.”
“As a matter of fact, I can!” replied Judith, a bit frustrated.
In that case, it’s true that sometimes the sexist guy… is not the most obvious. But unavoidably we tend to think in terms of bulging biceps, not sexual attraction. Which makes the package look empty. But, in reality he’s full of possibilities.
Although Dracula was a seductive character. He had no bulging biceps to make him wanton. And of course he’s not the most obvious sex-pin either. But women did quickly fall under his spell. And still do every October 31st.
But what about nerdy? Well bring it on Clark Kent! He might have been more than several years under construction, but we ended up with our dream man. And besides, who can resist a guy in tights?
So, advise him of the plans for the night and pick you package wisely. If your fiction fun is Magic Mike. Then leather him up and letter rip. But save a seat, so you can cue him in. Next give him the look and let him know how to make a living.
Is he driving a BMW or taking the bus?
Then go from dollar to glass and twenties to romance. Because ladies…you’re sure to have a “GOODER” morning because of it.
Fiction, it’s what’s keeping you connected.
“So, we took a journey back to Zen.”
“Tell me was he runner-up?”
“Well it ended our dry spell.”
“WHAT!”
“One easy script and all the fun you can dream up.”
“NO!”
“I went GA-GA.”
“DETAILS!”
“I dreamt about it for hours and devoured him in seconds.”
“BARFF!”
“MOMMY!”
“No more mid-night cravings?”
“No hungry kid here.”
“WHOAAA!”
“And HE can get my fiction on…ANY TIME!”
“It must be awful being a girl.”
Binge on this…encounters like these don’t happen every day. And maybe we really don’t want them to either. But the level of excitement is surreal. Making this activity a “runner up” choice…looks can still be deceiving.
The surprising secretes of fiction. It’s the new rules of engagement. Almost like dispensing tough-love guidance in a no-nonsense style. So, wave good-bye to worries! Because soup & sex has got you covered on a forecast to sunny.