COOKING NAKED! “Why if God wanted us to cook nude, he’d have made it a formality.”
Cooking Naked. “Perhaps we need thicker skins.”
But here’s a little bite before you start. In lieu of all modern conveniences, the power will go out. Certain food prepping systems will have melt downs. And other ones won’t work like they use too.
Naked-Cooking. “Who needs electricity!”
But turns out that some of the above is false. However, the art of being nude with a pot or pan in hand is better than any myth. Because it’s pleasantly perfect. While merging old-world nostalgia with new-world charm.
In fact, you might still have dishes but you won’t have laundry!
Naked-Cookery. “I guess that’s nude”?
Perhaps being nude is a matter of taste. But isn’t that the way we should be using our culinary skills? As well as the latest utensils? And isn’t that why it’s so great? Because it’s basic. Healthy. And last bite good.
“Perhaps when we say come as you are…we mean nude.”
And there’s no myth in that. Because you might forget what you ate. But you’ll remember everything else.
Naked-Cuisine. “That must mean we forgot something?”
And if you believe that real foods are organic, then cook nude. Certainly, this is not an act of nature. It’s pure raw living! Which will actually widen your culinary horizons. LIKE WEEKNIGHT COOKING! In fact, this is what’s trending around the table tonight.
Naked-Cooking. “valid ONLY between consenting adults WITH APRONS.”
And although it might not be on every bucket-list. It certainly should be. Because it takes years to properly pair wine…but only seconds to add cooking naked to the list.
And yet only one thing will make you feel more alive and happy when not wearing pants!
Naked-Cooking. “Is there any illustrations or instructions? Because I really think there should be!”
In fact, it’s a flaunting good time. Because it’s burning with love…literally. Perhaps becoming your #1 out of the box flirtation. Because getting food ready, now, might become the most interesting part of your next dinner.
Naked-Cooking, no need to pack the stretchy pants!
STARK-RAVING MAD? NO JUST STARK-NAKED!
I DON’T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT
WERE NUDE, HOPE YOU ARE TOO