LINGERIE PARTY: WEEK 13, LET-ER RIPP

LINGERIE PARTY:WEEK 13

Lingerie. A simple wonder. In fact, its mouth-watering goodness. Whether you’re size 2 or 22. Its real-skin sensational that feels like nothing else. Because flattering a woman’s body is its main course. And that includes everything from corsets to edible panties. In fact, it’s a modern-day muse.

WEEK 13 THANKS ALL KINDS OF LINGERIE
WHOAAA…LINGERIE!
LINGERIE. We don’t have to think, we just do.

Indeed, it’s no wonder these skimpy items are no longer painful, dangerous, or bizarre. Like the garb of the 1700’s that is. Because the modern skimpy is made for comfort. Which opens the door to melody as well as mystery.

And forget all you’ve heard. Because open crotch underwear was as normal in the 1800’s as it is today.

“THAT ought to blow some circuits at NASA alright!”

But if you’re still a bit skeptical? Be aware that as women; we populate the idea of never wanting to do things the same old boring way!

So, whatever your choice: French, Italian, Brazilian, or American. You can bet that peek-a-boo underwear is admissible in any court. So, feast your eyes and let’s talk fashion. Because whether your pageant includes colorful thongs or leather teddies…garb like this is intent on doing good while looking great!

Indeed, lingerie is not lame.

Not to mention that it’s readily available in countless styles, colors, and fabrics.

The best part of what makes lingerie sexy, is not always what it exposes—but who’s seeing it exposed!

“I’m no Victoria Secret Model. But I do wish I had a strip-pole.” -C. Stars.
“Not much to it really. Didn’t have to do much either.” -B. Moved.
“Slide into the eye-candy. Dance a bit. Then 60 seconds later—” -U. Think.

The astonishing. And the eclectic. Finally, the unexpected. Makes one think that fearless fashion showcases ability. But also, the natural flow of a woman’s nature.

“Could you move, please? You’re in my light!”

And lingerie marks it with an accent.

In truth, designers now create these things to emphasize beauty.
Because focusing primarily on feminine proportions is never an option. Of course, any type of lingerie is perfect. Be it on the career-minded or the let’s get down to arts-and-crafty kinda gal.

SO, RISE and SHINE!

And be stronger together. Because even if your relationship is sailing on into good times. Or perhaps your turning over a new leaf or two. Indeed, the impact of lingerie can make moments.

“They just don’t have any flavor at all.

On the other hand, if you’re the couple looking to save the faltering relationship. Then try a lingerie party. It’s sure to make memories. Perhaps even drawing you closer. In fact, it might inspire each of you to reach greater heights in your relationship.

GOSH, LINGERIE CAN DO THAT!

“I’d like to suggest a strip pole for the next party!”
“Feeling savage, are you?”
“NO. I’m on the prowl!”
“Fine! Then don’t come down!”
“No cause for alarm.”
“A bit of reflection perfection you mean!”
“I’ll bet he’ll notice me when the kitchen ceiling stats to drip.”
“Is this the end of the world?”
“Of course not.”
“Well than maybe I can get a few slow-motion replays.”

“I can’t believe you forgot the camera!”

Lingerie should be comfortable. but Mind Blowing…

“Of course, my grip could weaken…” -B. Careful.
“…MY TURN!” -D. Clare.
“BOY, THESE STRIP-POLES COME IN HANDY ALL THE TIME.”-E. Piffany.

And now. Thee most worldly advice ever given on lingerie parties, “Chewing gum tastes better left on the strip-pole over-night.” -O. Righty.

WHOAAA

I’M NOT GOING TO TIP YOU