BODY-PAINT: HOW TO STROKE IT: RIGHT

BODY-PAINT, “Oh no, not a chance!”  

“Because you think it’s not for you?” I ask.

“EXACTLY, IT’S NOT FOR ME. But you’re going to tell me it’s one of those things that makes a person’s sex life richer for doing it, aren’t you.”

“OF COURSE. Since your secretly wishing I am.”

NO BETTER WAY TO OPERATE THAN BODY-PAINT.
THAT’S THE QUESTION?

“But my bathroom. My bed sheets. And what about my carpet?” you squawk.

“So, what about it? You want a healthy sex life—don’t ya. Well then you gotta get a little dirty sometimes,” I demand.

“But what will I need?” you ask.

“BODY-PAINT, OF COURSE. And perhaps an old bed sheet. Then the rest is kinda up to you,” I answer.

“Oh yea,” you say, hesitantly.

“OH YEAH. Because you gotta learn to get a little silly from time to time?” I say.

But Let me guess. First, You’re not a professional artist. Well no problem, it washes off. Second, you still got hang-ups. No worries, just let ’em hang. THIRD, you’re still a bit reserved. Best to banish that shyness. Because you got this!
French Onion Soup & Body-Painting
Any Color Is My Color

“In other words, your saying that painting nude will free me from some of those serious hang-ups I’m having about sex?” 

You think. Of course! Since you’ll be so busy painting, you won’t have time to think about much else. Relationships GROW like that. And hang-ups aren’t sexy. I say, boldly.

“I really want to be more adventurous in the bedroom. Actually I want a higher level of pleasure there too,” you say, timidly.

“Well perhaps the best place to start is being impractical. Since sharing serious feelings is hard. So,why not make it easy,” I say.

“Do you mean hang-ups?” you ask, shyly, but stern.

“YES, OF COURSE I DO! But laughter is after all the great spice of this life. So, let your talent roar,” I say, confidently.

“OH, says you”

“Perhaps, hang-ups are hard to share. But it’s worth every effort to share them,” I declare, valiantly.

“WOW, says you, again”

“And perhaps laughter, as you know is the best medicine for what troubles us—even in the bedroom,” I proclaim.

“Well than does it matter what we paint?” you ask.

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” I say.

“Well than, I’ll start with mega-red on my TOES!” …YOU PROCLAIMED FEARLESSLY.

SOUP&SEX.com;

GET A GRIP, ALREADY!

YOU CAN DO IT!

 

 

COOKING NAKED: Now there’s something special!

COOKING NAKED! “Why if God wanted us to cook nude, he’d have made it a formality.”

Cooking Naked. “Perhaps we need thicker skins.”

NAKED-COOKING IS LIKE HOME-EC AT HOME
OH…BOY

But here’s a little bite before you start. In lieu of all modern conveniences, the power will go out. Certain food prepping systems will have melt downs. And other ones won’t work like they use too.

Naked-Cooking. “Who needs electricity!”

But turns out that some of the above is false. However, the art of being nude with a pot or pan in hand is better than any myth. Because it’s pleasantly perfect. While merging old-world nostalgia with new-world charm.

In fact, you might still have dishes but you won’t have laundry!

Naked-Cookery. “I guess that’s nude”?

Perhaps being nude is a matter of taste. But isn’t that the way we should be using our culinary skills? As well as the latest utensils? And isn’t that why it’s so great? Because it’s basic. Healthy. And last bite good.

“Perhaps when we say come as you are…we mean nude.”

And there’s no myth in that. Because you might forget what you ate. But you’ll remember everything else.

Naked-Cuisine. “That must mean we forgot something?”

And if you believe that real foods are organic, then cook nude. Certainly, this is not an act of nature. It’s pure raw living! Which will actually widen your culinary horizons. LIKE WEEKNIGHT COOKING! In fact, this is what’s trending around the table tonight. 

Naked-Cooking. “valid ONLY between consenting adults WITH APRONS.”

And although it might not be on every bucket-list. It certainly should be. Because it takes years to properly pair wine…but only seconds to add cooking naked to the list.

And yet only one thing will make you feel more alive and happy when not wearing pants!

Naked-Cooking. “Is there any illustrations or instructions? Because I really think there should be!”

In fact, it’s a flaunting good time. Because it’s burning with love…literally. Perhaps becoming your #1 out of the box flirtation. Because getting food ready, now, might become the most interesting part of your next dinner.

Naked-Cooking, no need to pack the stretchy pants!

STARK-RAVING MAD? NO JUST STARK-NAKED!

 

I DON’T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT
WERE NUDE, HOPE YOU ARE TOO