NUDE YOGA! Because trying poses like these naked is probably a lot more user friendly then flowers, fireworks, or finely decorated cakes. I declare this the next generation of doubling the chance for getting lucky!
And I also declare independence at last! Besides bringing a whole lot of truth with attitude. So, let’s hear it for doing yoga. Because it’s the most symbolic date-night pitch thus far!
And don’t fret the tension coupled with nakedness…since that’s another reason to keep bending.
Because this is the great-outdoors with an urban edge. And you won’t need a goat. Or to try standing on your head nude without help either!
It’s also when you’ll know for certain, helping does matter.
And yoga is like looking backward and forward simultaneously. In fact, trying it nude enhances the whole novelty of it. Certainly, some things are just worth disrobing for!
“It gives you a blank slate to work with.”
“And you create the program you envision.”
“Make your happy-hour—LAST 90 minutes, instead of 10!”
And we know starting a new thing can seem daunting. But this is tempting. Because your getting familiar with the unfamiliar. While slowly getting flexible.
And you’ll soon find yourselves thinking…
“GOSH. We sure can do lot’s of stuff…NAKED.”
YOGA…5000 years in the making…
Although not always nude.
But yoga does hold many benefits for individuals and couples alike. Perhaps ancient yoga was the first line in couples counseling. Or perhaps it became that soon after its initial undertaking.
“However, I’m counting on future torchbearers of nude-yoga to carry it into the future.”
And while yoga develops deeper emotions of kindness, compassion, and sociability. It also encourages living in truth, reciprocation, and avoiding harm of any kind. Which in today’s misuse of power might reduce the need to weaponize touch.
“So, what’s your role in the process? Stand on your head and find out.”
In fact, you can stand on one leg or two—three legs or four. All while reducing stresses through-out your entire body. Push a little here and pull a little there.
Because you’ll be reshaping your body one pose, one breath, and one tight muscle at a time. And every couple who follows a nude yoga plan cannot help getting results.
NUDE YOGA…IT’S just plain tempting…
And in addition to any relief you experience, you’ll also find it fun, easy, and not too much work. Nude. Pose. Breath. Then let your body do the rest. Surely it’s going to improve everything from golf swings to mood swings at first stance.
And although explaining new terms can be difficult. Even doubtful. Perhaps down-right cynical. Don’t stress it,
IF IT’S NUDE, THEY’RE ALWAYS IN!
And who needs classes when self-teaching is much more fun!
So, as a final reminder: morning poses loosen stiff joints and evening poses relieve tensions. So, get nude. sit together. and breath hard.
While always remembering, nude yoga might not be for everyone…
…who I wonder?
