Nude Wrestling
Nude wrestling. Albeit you’re loving everything about this blog so far. And no we’re not kidding. Because the best of both worlds await. So, welcome to the rumble.
In fact, it’s changing the shape of the earth around the world along with every thing else. For one thing it’ll end your daily grind. As well as being a little bad-ass.
After all you can do it just about anywhere in the house. While keeping it down to a low roar, of course. All in all try some place soft. In fact, go synthetic. Like a bed. Notably, the couch. Much preferred, a well-padded carpet. Aim to avoid any irreplaceable items.
Such as Granny’s Urn!
In the event of finding little use for rules. Be assured I’m combining a soup that’s as robust and colorful as the activity.
—Understand, you won’t be needing your underwear for dinner.
*Also don’t try this activity on the front lawn. Because…never mind.
*However, if this is your first-time be careful and consult your physician—QUICKLY!
Because you’ll be either running from each other or running into each other. To clarify, wrestle simply means to dance. Specifically as a sport or contest it’s two challengers trying to pin the other to the ground.
By all means, not nude! But ideally!
Wrestling has been around for centuries.
Likely you probably did it in high school. Or maybe college. Granted it’s also an Olympic sport.
Wrestling. Do it either in the mud or just for fun. All in all, it’s entertaining.
Which is what I propose here. Entertainment and nothing more.
The Genius Of Nude Wrestling
To demonstrate the ease of it, follow these examples of quick fixes. Then of course, solve every dilemma with nude wrestling.
Tight spot—who’s doing the dishes, cleaning the cat box, mopping the floors, and washing the dog? — specifically.
Resolution—he needs to settle an argument about how long the mother-in-law is staying. —ideally.
Remedy—she wants a new pair of diamond earrings for Valentine’s Day; he was considering a new blender. —sooner or later.
Quandary—she wants to talk; he wants to golf. —on the positive side.
Predicament—he wants to watch the game and eat pizza; she wants dinner and a movie. —you’ll both take.
Dilemma—she wants to go for a walk; he want a nap. —of course.
Solution—he wants to watch Duck Dynasty; she wants to watch Hallmark. —to repeat.
Answer—she wants a pink Cadillac; he wants a boat. —in short.
No win situation—win, win— surly it’s.
Vicious circle—frequent nude wrestling.
Catch 22—who cares—by all means.
Okay, so you might be guessing that wrestling nude is just a way of settling disputes in relationships.
—Diplomatically, of course.